Previously, we left off at Uluru. Like I said, it was a rock. But, more importantly, as I rode to one of the tours, I was seated behind three women. Obviously friends, and chatting up a storm. One of them was hysterical. I mean, every time she said something, it was all I could do not to roll out of my seat laughing on the floor.
I think she eventually caught on to the fact that I was laughing at everything she was saying and we began introductions. Robyn came from New Zealand, as did Zoe. And Rona, the one who kept saying the funniest stuff, was from England, but all three now live in Sydney.
As we walked on the tour, I got to know more about these women, especially as we laughed over the fact that Rona had to take care of the only two Asians on this tour, who didn't speak much English. When we got off the bus, the driver told them, "I…WILL…PICK…YOU…UP…IN…ONE…HOUR! FOLLOW…THIS…WOMAN…SHE'LL…KEEP…YOU…ON…TRACK…"
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| Rona and I, making friends wherever we go… True Story |
Either way, we all made it back to the bus, and I had three new acquaintances. Rona and I watched as Zoe and Robyn danced St. Patrick's day away to the horrible karaoke and the kid wearing purple dancing like there was no tomorrow. I did mention that I was going to Sydney in a few weeks, and they ask that I give them a call so we can catch up, maybe do some tourist stuff, that kind of thing.
So, the weeks went past, and on Thursday, March 29, I boarded a flight to Sydney.
Thursday and Friday
Rona picked me up from the airport, we dropped my stuff off at the hostel, and went for a quick walk around, so I could get my bearings. I quickly learned that my hostel was at the corner of George and Pitt St., Central Station was across Pitt St, Darling Harbour was about 15 minutes away, and the Opera House was about 30 minutes away from that. I was prepared to start exploring the next day, and since Rona had to work, I was on my own.
I had two goals for Friday. The Harry Potter Exhibition was set to leave Sydney on April 6, and I felt that I HAD to see it, otherwise I would be missing out on such a staple of my youth. So, I woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head, and walked into the cool Sydney morning.
If there's one thing I love about cities, it is the early morning. When I went to Chicago, I loved getting up, and just walking down the street. The air was cool, the buildings were huge, and everyone had a sense of purpose when they walked. Sydney was the same. Everywhere you looked, there was a different bank, or tower, or hotel. There were sculptures everywhere. It wasn't crowded either, but there were enough people to keep you interested.
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| It was to honour the Asians who served in the military |
Rona had pointed out how to get to the Powerhouse Museum from the night before, so I retraced my steps to the Harbour and found the signs that led me straight to where I wanted to go.
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| IT STILL FLIES! |
Now, unfortunately, no photography was allowed in the exhibition, and taking photos could result in a short term in Azkaban (or so the lady said). However, I did note some things that kind of stuck out at me.
- The ring Dumbledore wore in HBP was engraved with the Deathly Hallows, surely after the fact, of course.
- On the Educational Decrees from OotP, the last line of them all says "Blah Bla Hblah Bl Ahb Lahbl Ahbl…"
- The Rook from Philosopher's Stone was quite a bit taller than I am
- The Pawn was about a foot shorter than I am
After the Exhibition, it was on to goal #2, and this one takes a bit of explanation…
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| Bloodpainter… not the most common last name |
A while back, I think Gabrielle was Stumbling and she came across this "Blood Artist." Or maybe I was Stumbling… Either way, Dr. Rev is, what is known as, a "Blood Artist." Simply, he paints with his own blood.
I looked up where his studio was, and, shockingly enough, it was in Sydney! I got the exact location from whoever responded to Rev's email, and some more advanced directions from calling the shop, and made my way to "The Shire."
Menai is a tiny little town, and searching for a tattoo artist who also paints with his own blood is not an easy task, especially when you're told, "The shop is underground, literally beneath a restaurant, past this roundabout, in the middle of nowhere." But, I did find it, and the man who calls himself Dr. Rev.
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| Why are vampires artistic? |
Rev's what any typical tattoo artist looks like. He's a big guy, tattoos over his body, a signed picture from Kat Von D, and a lot of artwork on the walls. Rev was working on a guy's arm when I walked in, but his assistant said I was more than welcome to look at the paintings, so I did, and waited to see if I could talk to the man who fills vials with his own blood that he puts into an airbrush.
Rev finished the man's arm and as he was cleaning up, he asked where I came from. When he heard Texas, the man Rev was working on mentioned that he had been to Texas and immediately recognised Lubbock as the birth place of Buddy Holly. Finally, the man left and Rev shook my hand and started telling me about how he started painting with his blood about 5 years ago, and he just can't stop.
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| They're good at drawing blood. And by "draw," I mean "paint with." |
After that, I was pretty set for the day, having accomplished my two goals. I hopped the train back and decided to head to the Harbour Bridge before I was to meet Rona, Michael (Rona's gay "husband"), her nephew, Stuart, and his girlfriend, Karyl, for dinner. I didn't think I would be so happy to see the top of the bridge when I got to that point. And it was there that I realised how much I was going to like being in Sydney, in a place I only saw in movies and post cards. I snapped my photos, headed back toward the hostel, threw my stuff down, and met up with the gang for dinner in Chinatown.
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| If I knew anything about architecture, I would marvel at it |
Quick aside: If you order Hong Kong chicken, verify it is boneless before you also get chopsticks.
After dinner, we headed to Bar 100, where Rona's friend Beth was playing, and where we would meet up with Zoe and friends. I caught some nighttime shots of the Opera House and then listened to the sounds of Cissy Strut as they sang the night away. One of Rona's friends had had a bit to drink before coming to the bar, so the evening ended with a schooner of beer dropped onto my shoe and onto my jeans. Friday…Done.
Saturday
I was in Rona's hands on Saturday. I wanted to get all the tourist stuff done, as Saturday evening was going to be spent watching Macbeth at the Opera House and Sunday morning included a backstage tour of the Opera House.
We decided to meet at Paddy's Markets, a place I had only heard about from friends who had been to Sydney in the weeks prior. I walked my way over there and upon entering the building, I immediately felt like I was back at home.
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| Sad that a lot of cheap merchandise makes me feel at home |
Now, I've only been to the Lubbock Flea Market once, but needless to say, you learn quickly not to succumb to the first stand of useless crap that you see. You have to explore the entire area before picking and choosing the best bargains and your favourite vendors. There were shops that sold artwork, watches, sunnies, hats, souvenir boxing kangaroos, didgeridoos, shirts, jerseys, postcards, headphones, phone chargers…you name it, they probably had it somewhere.
I knew that if I had an unlimited bankroll, I would have bought every last thing in that Market. But, as I was on a mental budget, I bought gifts for some friends and a hat made of kangaroo for me.
Rona, after leaving her phone at home, finally arrived closer to eleven. She got some souvenirs for her friends that were heading out of the country and we then proceeded to hop the train to Bondi so I could throw my phone on the charger and meet up with Robyn for lunch and a drive around.
We went to Bondi Beach, mostly to say we did, as the water was freezing. Not a bad beach, but one that is so obviously touristy. Then we just kind of drove from site to site, going to different lookout points and small unknown beaches. A very relaxing day indeed.
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| Apparently this was a "light" day at Bondi |
Closer to 4:30 or so, Rona and Robyn dropped me off at the Botanical Gardens, so I could walk around there for a bit while Rona did some weekend shopping. It was a beautiful place, obviously tons of plants and trees and people just kicking back without a care in the world. There were numerous wedding parties having pictures taken here and there, and on the harbour, they were setting up to perform La Traviata.
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| Just some new sunnies, no big deal. |
There were also a ton of "Flying Foxes" or, big bats. You would just look up and see about 20 of them, wrapped up in their wings, waiting for night to fall. It was pretty wild to see so many in one spot.
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| Hey Batman, what're your parents getting you for Christmas? |
Unfortunately, as we were driving around, I had a text message from the Opera House saying that the performance had been cancelled due to illness. This threw a wrench in everyone's plans, but we figured out an alternative. I had mentioned to Rona that I wanted to see "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel" as it looked kind of like Little Miss Sunshine in story and humour.
It surpassed every expectation.
When you have Dame Maggie Smith playing a woman who looks at her surgeon as he washes his hands and says, "No matter how hard you scrub, the colour still isn't coming out" or Dev Patel responding to a refund request with, "I most definitely will…straight away…in three months." If it comes to you, go see it. It'll make you a happier person, and I think you will walk away with a greater understanding of how, even as you get older, your life doesn't have to slow down.
After the movie, Rona hopped the train home and I decided to walk to Darling Harbour to take in some sights and sounds. There were bands playing some easy listening and tons of people walking up and down. I stopped by the Hard Rock and bought a pin to add to the collection, along with some chocolate at the Lindt Store. Then, I set some alarms for my morning tour, and went to bed. A very relaxing end to Saturday.
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| Four Lindt chocolate bars for $15, to quote Rona, "Bargain." |
Sunday
I was so nervous about sleeping past my tour, I think I kept getting up at odd hours to make sure I hadn't overslept. When I finally got up, I packed everything together, went down to reception, and checked out of my room. As the sun was slowly coming up, I hopped down to central station and hopped the train to Circular Quay.
I was fortunate enough to see the sun rise on the bridge and the Opera House. It made for a very promising morning, and the Opera House tour continued to seal the deal.
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| Nants ingonyama bagithi baba! |
Tours and I have a love/hate relationship. I love learning stuff first hand, but I hate that there is so much information, I can't possibly remember it all. So I'll do my best…
- Green Rooms are called as such because of the limelight actors had to stand in. The rooms were green so the actors could soothe their eyes after delivering a monologue.
- Operas are never performed twice in a row. Though, it is allowed to have a performance of La Traviata at 3pm then another at 8pm. Sets are changed that quickly.
- You never know who could be in the Opera House on any given day. Our tour guide was walking past the green room and saw someone very familiar to her. She asked if he was having a good morning and only got a grunt in reply. It wasn't until a little while later that the man did not work at the Opera House, rather, he was John Malkovich.
- Water pumps are installed to build pools and rivers on stage. Though, in one particular performance of Cleopatra, her milk bath got a little too warm and curdled as she got in.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger won his Strong Man competition in the Opera House.
- Chickens were used in one performance, and they once got a little too excited and flew into the orchestra pit and landed on a cellist's head. They then installed a net, but when chickens got excited… it didn't end well.
After the tour, we were given breakfast then I walked over to the "Sydney Eye." Similar to the Space Needle, it was really just a high building to get some sights. After that, I rode the monorail, after Rona said that the government had just announced they would be scrapping the monorail as it is too small for the growing city.
As I walked back to my hostel to pick up my bags to head back to the airport, I walked by an Anglican Church. Being Palm Sunday, I decided to drop in, check it out. It was a beautiful cathedral-esque building, smelling of incense and high holiness… I started to take a picture and video, until one wench of a woman looked at me and gave me the, "We don't do that here" look. So, I took my communion and left.
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| Before the woman told me to stop... |
After that, Rona picked me up, dropped me off at the airport, and we said our goodbyes. If there was any positive about Uluru, other than seeing a rock, it was meeting Rona, Zoe, and Robyn. They made my weekend in Sydney a blast, and I can't wait to come back and meet up with them again.